‘Not On Our Patch’

Sorry this is from the hate mail…


“Police called after ‘cannabis’ is found on road…only to discover it’s Curly Kale…”


“Worried members of the public called the public after seeing the salad ingredient”


I don’t know whether to laugh or fecking cry…


What bothers me is that some busy cunt has taken it on themselves to pick up the phone, ‘cos someone’s lost their shopping after visiting the farm shop…:wallbash:







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